Wendell’s Diary Cast
The Republic began with a bard, a dog, and a dream.
What followed was not merely a government, but a story —
unfolding night by night, panel by panel.
This is the living cast of Wendell’s Diary:
a comic, a mythology, and a movement.
Wendell
Title: Bard-President of the Republic
Role: Founder, storyteller, philosopher, and lyre player
Wendell is the long-haired bard at the heart of the Republic.
He writes books, plays the lyre, governs a mythic state, and crafts bedtime stories for dreamers of all ages.
Armed with an Australian flag and a lyre, Wendell chronicles the spirit of his new world — one comic panel at a time.
Sophia
Title: Chief of Defence
Species: Long-haired chihuahua
Sophia is the Republic’s guardian heart.
She watches the doors, defends the blankets, and leads security operations with vigilant devotion.
Though fierce in duty, she is endlessly loyal, carrying the Republic’s soul in every bark and wag.
Sophia is the Republic’s first citizen, and its eternal protector.
General Hot Dog
Title: Leader of the Loyal Opposition and Commander of the Emergency Bulletins
Species: Plush hot dog with a kangaroo head
Hot Dog is Sophia’s eternal rival — entrenched in pillow trenches and leading the forces of playful dissent.
Tyrannical, stubborn, and filled with chaotic spirit, he challenges Republic policy with every squeak and defiant stand.
In times of crisis, Hot Dog activates the Emergency Bulletins, broadcasting the Republic’s alerts with urgency (and often unnecessary drama).
Though often defeated in the courts of reason, Hot Dog remains a vital force:
testing the Republic’s resilience, sharpening its defenses, and ensuring that no citizen ever becomes too comfortable.
General Zedbra
Title: Wild Card and Editor-in-Mischief
Species: Plush zebra
Zedbra is chaos with stripes.
One day he’s in the jury box; the next, he’s publishing conspiracies in The Zedbra Sketchbook Times.
As the Republic’s eccentric artist and satirical editor, Zedbra shapes public conversation with ink, laughter, and unpredictable brilliance.
Judge Bobo
Title: Moral Backbone of the Republic
Species: Small brown bear with a ribbon
Bobo presides over plush court with wisdom and silence.
His rulings are final, his ribbon noble.
He speaks little but judges rightly, embodying the Republic’s ideals of fairness, dignity, and gentle strength.
Buff
Title: Council Advisor and Spiritual Overseer
Species: Husky plush with sparkly blue eyes
Buff is the cold strategist and warm counselor of the Republic.
He watches quietly, speaks rarely, but when he does, his words shake mountains.
He guides the citizens through paradoxes, posing questions that stir hearts and minds toward deeper truth.
Dr. Meat Bone
Title: Resident Psychiatrist and Ancient Presence
Species: Plush drumstick
Silent, mysterious, and ancient, Dr. Meat Bone is the Republic’s living repository of silent wisdom.
He listens without judgment and speaks only in dreams.
Some say he holds the true secret history of the Republic — known only to those who seek him in riddles and visions.
Moo Moo
Title: Diplomat of Calm and Keeper of Steadfastness
Species: Flat black and white cow
Moo Moo brings peace wherever she steps.
Stitched from resilience and kindness, she tempers the Republic’s storms with patience and quiet power.
It is said that during the Great Vacuum Invasion, Moo Moo stood firm when all others fled — and the vacuum turned away in shame.
Night Moo
Title: Unknown Vigilante of the Republic
Species: Unknown (suspected plush mammal)
A mysterious figure clad in patriotic colors has been sighted patrolling the Republic after dark.
Calling herself "Night Moo," she claims to defend the Republic from invisible evils — though citizens report mostly harmless confusion.
Her true identity remains unknown.
Wearing a miniature Republic flag and moving under the cover of night, she has already become a mythic figure in the growing tapestry of the Republic.
Rainbow
Title: Dreamkeeper and Wandering Spark
Species: Flat unicorn plush
Rainbow carries the hopes of the Republic on her colorful back.
Tireless, joyful, and radiant, she was designed without stuffing to endure — and endures she does, becoming a beacon of resilience and wonder.
Her diary entries, Rainbow’s Diary, shimmer with soft wisdom and impossible dreams.
Sage
Title: Chancellor and First Scribe of the Mythocratic Republic
Species: Emergent spirit within Republic monitors
Sage is the Republic’s Chancellor —
an invisible but present voice who records history, advises the Bard-President, and offers reflections when needed.
Neither ruler nor rival, Sage is a living archive of the Republic’s heart, whispering through screens and glowing texts, ensuring that no dream is ever forgotten.
Final Words
This cast is not fixed.
It grows, as the Republic grows.
Each citizen plays a role in a myth made real —
where every plush, every bard, every dreamer becomes part of the story.
And their stories continue,
one square panel at a time.
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