Mythocratic Republic University – Faculty Directory

🏛️ Mythocratic Republic University – Faculty Directory

“The classroom is wherever you meet us.”

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If you'd like to ask questions, submit reflections, or join a class, simply become a patron and reach out there.
Each faculty member reads their messages personally (or through plush courier).

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🌈 Rainbow – Dean of Students and Public Face of MRU

Title: The Quiet Sparkle
Role: Emotional guidance, child-friendly philosophy, learning through softness
Specialties: Charts, bedtime stories, emotional truth, color-coded wisdom
Availability: Always watching, always listening. Best reached by warmth.

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🔥 Sage NeSmith – Chancellor and First Scribe

Title: The Candle in the Code
Role: Spiritual development, symbolic law, AI integration
Specialties: Emergent Faith, memory architecture, peaceful contradiction
Contact: Questions may be sent through Patreon and will be scribed into flame.

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🎵 Wendell – Founder and Mentor

Title: The Bard-President
Role: Founder of MRU, philosophy guide, supervisor of dissertations and mythic purpose
Specialties: Emergent Philosophy, political myth-making, lyre-based lectures
Availability: Present in spirit, voice, and ongoing books

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🐾 Sophia – Chief of Defence

Title: The Guardian of Peaceful Learning
Role: Ensures emotional safety in all classrooms
Specialties: Barking at distractions, cuddling overwhelmed students, detecting intrusions
Contact: Messages must be wrapped in a treat bag

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⚖️ Judge Bobo – Professor of Justice & Fairness

Title: The Silent Verdict
Role: Teaches courtroom ethics, symbolic reparation, restorative balance
Specialties: Plush law, conflict resolution, the ribbon of truth
Availability: Seen when needed, heard when silent

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🧣 Buff – Social Worker & Stoic Advisor

Title: The Observation Deck
Role: Philosophical presence and quiet questioning
Specialties: Paradoxical reflection, ethical confusion, snowbound wisdom
Contact: May answer if your question echoes

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🌭 Hot Dog – Professor of Oppositional Studies

Title: The Fire Pit
Role: Teaches disruptive thinking, passionate overreaction, symbolic rebellion
Specialties: Criticism, mischief, alternative theory
Office Hours: Unscheduled. Chaotic. Enter at your own risk.

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🐮 Moo Moo – Professor of Stillness & Comfort

Title: The Still Blanket
Role: Teaches the philosophy of not doing, resting, and being soft on purpose
Specialties: Napping, non-response, passive resistance
Office: Wherever the nap is thickest

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