Wendell's Diary

Let me tell you the greatest, most important story ever told. A story so incredible that you must believe every single word of it, or else you’ll spend eternity in Hell. This is not an exaggeration—this is doctrine. Long ago, the all-powerful creator of the universe, God, decided humanity needed saving. And what better way to do that than to send His son to earth? But of course, God didn’t do this the straightforward way. No, He chose a young, engaged virgin named Mary, and through divine means that we’re all just supposed to accept, He made her pregnant. An angel appeared to her to deliver the news: “Congratulations! You’re going to give birth to God’s son.” Mary, understandably shocked, accepted her fate because, well, what else could she do? When the time came, Mary gave birth to Jesus. Not in a palace or a hospital, but in a stable, surrounded by animals and hay. Naturally, word of this divine birth spread far and wide. So, as one does when hearing about a baby in a barn, three kin...